applecado = adam's apple
Steak-a-loaf = Quaker Steak and Lube
Sa-pon = Mah Jong
draumatics = gymnastics
the mac n cheese that nobody makes = buffet style (you know, you walk in and get it - no wait involved because nobody has to make it)
Dib-a-daubs - Dippin-Dots
Being able to understand your child should make mother's eligible for "bi-lingual" status.